BAD DRAGON GIVEAWAY, TIME TO CELEBRATE A NEW JOB AND 2 YEARS ON TUMBLR
Products pictured: Duke the Bad Dragon, The Gryphon, David the Werewolf, Chance Unflared, The Tentacle, The Dragon’s Tongue, Equiknot, The Werewolf Were-able, The Swamp Wyrm, and Luka the Otter.
Products not eligible for the giveaway: Stubbs, any penetrable toy, and Bruce the Shark.
Products that ARE eligible: Everything else! Including…The Cocksheath, The Ultimate Fantasy, all Lil Squirts, Teenie Weenies (4 packs), and every other regular dildo except Bruce.
Sizes: Small or medium only
Size restrictions (as in, you can’t get these): Medium or large Chance (either type of Chance) and medium Ultimate Fantasy
Colors: Stocked standard, single custom, split custom, marbled custom, split marbled custom, fade custom, split fade custom, and toy exclusive.
Color restrictions (as in, you can’t get these) : Split fade custom, fade custom, and split marbled custom ONLY for smalls.
- Do not have to be following me
- Giveaway blogs are fine
- Only reblogs count (please do not like)
- One reblog each initially, can reblog again at a later date as a reminder
- MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO JOIN IN
- Will ship only within the USA
- Must be comfortable giving me your address if you win
- Ends April 1st
- Will hopefully be ordered by mid to late April
- ONE RUNNER UP GETS A PACK OF TEENIE WEENIES
- Winner will be chosen by EvulFawks via random number generator because all entries will be assigned a number. Number sheet will be posted with the winner.
Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.
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Hello there, Ladies! It’s giveaway time!
I’m of the opinion that all women should be free to have orgasms, so I’m conducting a giveaway for just that purpose! Ten lucky people will receive a Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator and one lucky person will receive a Gold Bullet Vibrator. All eleven vibes are new in package and have not been opened.
How do I win? What are the rules?
- Reblog this post once. Multiple reblogs will result in disqualification and likes do not count.
- You don’t need to follow me in order to qualify.
- Have your ask box open on Friday, April 12th so I can contact you and get your address.
- I will ship internationally.
- Because of the nature of this giveaway, please be 18 or over.
Giveaway ends at 11:59 pm PST on Thursday, April 11, 2013.
Winners will be selected Friday, April 12, 2013 using a random number generator. Winners will be contacted via ask box April 12th. Please respond quickly when contacted so I can mail the vibrators out as soon as possible.
And if you want a bit more information on the vibrators…
This firm, waterproof vibrator features several rows of sensation nubs topped with a mushroom-shaped head that is perfect for applying pressure on the G-spot. An excellent choice for both beginning and more experienced vibe users, these chic, sleek, see-though toys feature a strong reliable motor controlled by a multi-speed dial. A great toy for external clitoral stimulation or internal G-spot stimulation.
Treat yourself to luxury without breaking the bank-the Pure Gold Bullet vibrator gives you a healthy dose of glamour in a tiny, powerhouse package. Just slip this discreet vibe in your purse, and with a turn of the adjustable-speed dial, you’ll be golden. And it’s splashproof, so it’s perfect for the shower. Also available as part of the Gold Standard Kit.
Want a free pocket pussy? The First 5 people to sign up for a silver or gold XXXMatch membership before April 5th win a Body Stroker pocket pussy (valued at 40 dollars) courtesy of XXXMatch! Just click on the picture to sign up! Please send us your username to email@example.com to verify!
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