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terquius:

BAD DRAGON GIVEAWAY, TIME TO CELEBRATE A NEW JOB AND 2 YEARS ON TUMBLR

Products pictured: Duke the Bad Dragon, The Gryphon, David the Werewolf, Chance Unflared, The Tentacle, The Dragon’s Tongue, Equiknot, The Werewolf Were-able, The Swamp Wyrm, and Luka the Otter.

Products not eligible for the giveaway: Stubbs, any penetrable toy, and Bruce the Shark.

Products that ARE eligible: Everything else! Including…The Cocksheath, The Ultimate Fantasy, all Lil Squirts, Teenie Weenies (4 packs), and every other regular dildo except Bruce.

Sizes: Small or medium only

Size restrictions (as in, you can’t get these): Medium or large Chance (either type of Chance) and medium Ultimate Fantasy

Colors: Stocked standard, single custom, split custom, marbled custom, split marbled custom, fade custom, split fade custom, and toy exclusive.

Color restrictions (as in, you can’t get these) : Split fade custom, fade custom, and split marbled custom ONLY for smalls.

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RULES

  • Do not have to be following me
  • Giveaway blogs are fine
  • Only reblogs count (please do not like)
  • One reblog each initially, can reblog again at a later date as a reminder
  • MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO JOIN IN
  • Will ship only within the USA
  • Must be comfortable giving me your address if you win
  • Ends April 1st
  • Will hopefully be ordered by mid to late April
  • ONE RUNNER UP GETS A PACK OF TEENIE WEENIES
  • Winner will be chosen by EvulFawks via random number generator because all entries will be assigned a number. Number sheet will be posted with the winner.

evanfreaknetzel:

ask-historiareiss:

femmeanddangerous:

Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.

is thAT A DILDO KNIFE

the killdo

evanfreaknetzel:

ask-historiareiss:

femmeanddangerous:

Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.

is thAT A DILDO KNIFE

the killdo

snakeandapples:

Hello there, Ladies!  It’s giveaway time!

I’m of the opinion that all women should be free to have orgasms, so I’m conducting a giveaway for just that purpose!  Ten lucky people will receive a Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator and one lucky person will receive a Gold Bullet Vibrator.  All eleven vibes are new in package and have not been opened.

How do I win?  What are the rules?

  • Reblog this post once.  Multiple reblogs will result in disqualification and likes do not count.
  • You don’t need to follow me in order to qualify.
  • Have your ask box open on Friday, April 12th so I can contact you and get your address.
  • I will ship internationally.
  • Because of the nature of this giveaway, please be 18 or over.

Giveaway ends at 11:59 pm PST on Thursday, April 11, 2013.

Winners will be selected Friday, April 12, 2013 using a random number generator.  Winners will be contacted via ask box April 12th.  Please respond quickly when contacted so I can mail the vibrators out as soon as possible.

Good luck!


And if you want a bit more information on the vibrators…

Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator description from GoodVibes.com:

This firm, waterproof vibrator features several rows of sensation nubs topped with a mushroom-shaped head that is perfect for applying pressure on the G-spot. An excellent choice for both beginning and more experienced vibe users, these chic, sleek, see-though toys feature a strong reliable motor controlled by a multi-speed dial. A great toy for external clitoral stimulation or internal G-spot stimulation.

Gold Bullet Vibrator description from Babeland.com:

Treat yourself to luxury without breaking the bank-the Pure Gold Bullet vibrator gives you a healthy dose of glamour in a tiny, powerhouse package. Just slip this discreet vibe in your purse, and with a turn of the adjustable-speed dial, you’ll be golden. And it’s splashproof, so it’s perfect for the shower. Also available as part of the Gold Standard Kit.

xxxmatchdating:

Want a free pocket pussy? The First 5 people to sign up for a silver or gold XXXMatch membership before April 5th win a Body Stroker pocket pussy (valued at 40 dollars) courtesy of XXXMatch! Just click on the picture to sign up!  Please send us your username to xxxmatchdating@gmail.com to verify! 

xxxmatchdating:

Want a free pocket pussy? The First 5 people to sign up for a silver or gold XXXMatch membership before April 5th win a Body Stroker pocket pussy (valued at 40 dollars) courtesy of XXXMatch! Just click on the picture to sign up!  Please send us your username to xxxmatchdating@gmail.com to verify! 

unfriendlyjewishhottie:

carlovely:

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

this is possibly the scariest thing i have ever seen.

I Rub My Duckie Sweet Heart Travel Size

I Rub My Duckie Sweet Heart Travel Size

Lady Calston My Sweet-Heart Massager with 3 Vibrating Bullets

Lady Calston My Sweet-Heart Massager with 3 Vibrating Bullets

X-rated valentine candy

X-rated valentine candy